I’m putting my cat on a vegan diet.
"how could you do that! that’s animal abuse"
No it’s not. a vegan-only diet is actually very healthy for them.
"cats are carnivores. they need to eat meat"
I know. that’s why it’s a vegan-only diet. I feed them only the finest vegans I can find.
I was about to go off on you
lets play a game called ‘i feel like i’m bothering you with everything i say so i won’t make any attempts at contact until you message me first’
have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough
when you see a hot guy in public and you’re like
This gif frustrate me because all three of them can be the hot guy but all three of them can also be me reacting to the hot guy.
When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit.
That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.
boys moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses
I’m more aroused by them giving me large sums of money, personally
Take any movie premise about a white man and make it about a grandma and it becomes twice as interesting
*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning